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i’m still here i’m still part of the beatles fandom
For Teens Only, May 1968
- Ringo Starr briefly considered becoming a pornstar before he became a musician due to his exceptionally large penis (often referred to as the ‘Liverpudlian Loch Ness Monster,’) and his infamous and insatiable sexual appetite.
- George Harrison was fluent in eighty six languages, including Klingon and Doo-dicky-woo-woo (a language I so did not just make up)
- John Lennon had a third testicle that he reportedly nicknamed, “Larry.”
- Paul McCartney once got trapped in an elevator for two days and survived by eating part of the leather jacket he was wearing.
- George and John once made out on a dare.
- Ringo is half Swedish meatball on his Father’s side and half Mexican on his Uncle Fred’s shih tzu’s side.
- George Harrison is actually French for, ‘Sex God with fabulous hair that shines like Orion’s belt.’
- George never did master the sitar but he could play the clitar like a champ from a young age.
- Paul stays so energetic at his age because he drinks the blood of the innocent. It also helps maintain that healthy glow of his. Nobody can look that good at 70+ without Satan on their side.
- On tour it was Paul’s duty to administer nightly thigh rubs to the other three boys.
- It’s long been rumoured that Paul has a fetish for cotton-balls, he recently confirmed this in an interview.
- George was never able to grow a real mustache, he just cloned his eyebrows and glued the copies on above his upper lip.
- Ringo once thought he was a kangaroo for several hours whilst intoxicated and mistaking George for his baby, tried to shove him into his non-existent pouch.
- In 1968 during a heated, ongoing fight with Paul, Yoko advised John to fart into a jar and send it to him. John did and when Paul opened the jar he passed out for several days and could only be awoken again when someone told him his shoes didn’t match the belt he was wearing.
- Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney recently teamed up to perform a song together at the Grammy’s and afterwards issued a public statement saying, “nothing that tumblr user beatlesmut says about either of us is untrue and we both want all our fans to believe everything she says about George, John and us. Don’t doubt her. Oh, and you should all send her candy and guitars too, if you really love us.” And then Paul said, “you know?” over and over for ten minutes straight, without stopping for breath.
LOL paul is such a sassy princess….. xDDD GEORGE IS HUNGRY OM NOM NOMN NKBGMF !!!!!!!!!!!! JOHN IS ON EN HOT BABEE, AND RINGO HAS HUGE NOSE LOL His BEAK………….i onylry have one folower
whenever we play john and george are always with us.-ringo
yes, tonight we are remembering our beautiful friends, john and george. -paul